One of Those Days

Ever have one of those days when you can't quite feel your feet on the ground?

Ever have one of those days when you look in the mirror and wonder what the heck happened to you?

Ever have one of those days when you're afraid to open your mouth, because you're pretty sure nothing even remotely intelligent will come out of it? When the only thing clumsier than your feet seems to be your grasp of the English language?

Ever have one of those days when it becomes painfully clear that you should limit contact with the outside world, because you're likely to knock down the whole row of dominos?

Ever have one of those days when you can pretty much guarantee you'll be wearing some of your lunch on your shirt for the rest of the day, toilet paper will be magnetically attracted to the bottom of your shoe, your boss's name will magically escape you, and every bird within a 20-mile radius will be irresistably compelled to personally put you in contact with the less savory side of nature?

Ever had one of those days?

Yeah, me neither.